Thursday, November 21, 2013

Starting To Sound A Lot Like My Mom

 Sitting here thinking of the best way to phrase this - I'm getting tickled. I typed "I rarely ever wear pants these days" and immediately my eyes popped out of my head and I hit backspace.  What I'm trying to tell you is that I'm addicted to dresses!  That's all I seem to wear - love them, still have a love/hate relationship with tights, but we're getting to a better place.  With this being said there are so many cute dresses out there right now but I seem to be a fan of the cotton 'you can make it look dressy or wear it with boots' look.  Here's one secret though that way too many girls don't know and it drives me bananas - WEAR A SLIP!  You don't have to wear a white satin one with the lace around the bottom - you're not your grandmother and this isn't 1950.  But, please if you are wearing a thong, g-string, or anything else that the fat on your butt rolls over - wear something between that and your dress. 

I went to a UK/LSU volleyball game a couple weekends ago - and this poor pitiful young lady had on an appropriate length attractive dress.  However, the material was of the "thin" nature, and her g-string was also of the "thin" nature.  I just felt bad for her - it was completely see through - clingy - all she needed was a slip. 

Trust me, I'm not a prude - I rolled my eyes every time my mom would ask me if I had a slip on underneath my dress I was wearing to church.  But now, as I'm approaching my 31st year - I understand.

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